Week 2 Recap

Thankfully Monday marked the last time we ever have to hear Hannah B talk about her heart. All you need to take away from Peter and the Beast’s final interaction is that they both signed iron-clad contracts with different shows, otherwise they would have flown off into the sunset together, faster than you could say where is the nearest windmill.

Back at the house, Kelsey set up a mini-date in the form of a special champagne bottle from home and the producers jumped at the opportunity to mess with a girl with the emotional equivalent of a recently shaved chihuahua. Conveniently, the houses’ biggest threat, Hannah Ann, wandered over to the trap and #Champagnegate ignites. Karma enacted its own hilarious revenge on Kelsey in the form of a champagne facial and meme creators everywhere rejoiced.

Peter says goodbye to a few more girls we never noticed and we are onto the next group date. 

The girls get to walk in a “Revolve” show and the winner gets about $20k worth of clothes and no extra time with Peter. Janice Dickinson gives the girls a terrifying visual reminder what plastic surgery addiction looks like 50 years later. Lost in a sea of beautiful women, Victoria F is just your quintessential wallflower, strutting the catwalk in lingerie, publicly making out with her boyfriend, looking exactly like Disney princess. It’s just so hard to be shy. Hannah Ann won by emerging like she just walked out of the Express dressing room circa 2000 and slapping Victoria’s ankle with sequence.

I bet she wears her horrendous newsboy hat on the next group date. And finally, Sydney scores the group date rose probably because she never mentioned the word “champagne”. Cheers!