So you are thinking this is just another bored housewife that decided to write a blog. What makes me qualified besides being a mom and owning a computer? Probably nothing, but I actually majored in creative writing from an accredited university, UC Davis, from a town which is known as the "Bike Capital of America", so there's that. I come from an entire family of English majors, where Shakespeare was quoted at the dinner table. I taught Special Education for 5 years and managed to keep my sarcasm and sunny disposition in tact. And finally, I've always wanted to write for a living, so I figured why not try it when I've literally never had less time or more poop on my hands. What are you left with? A witty blog about motherhood, inspired by the most adorable tiny humans on the planet. Enjoy!