You're Welcome, Mama Earth!

I try and be as much of a “crunchy” mom as I can stomach. I believe in breastfeeding and eco-friendly disposable diapers. But there are many ways as a mom that I have unconsciously began to help the planet out of sheer laziness, necessity or my version of waving my mommy white flag.  

We drive less. Not because I worry about my non-Prius carbon footprint, but because just the thought of loading and unloading my kids to and from their car seats, is enough to get to me to stay home.

We feed the wildlife. Everywhere we go, we leave a trail of goldfish crackers in our wake. Some lucky dogs, ducks and squirrels are getting to reap the benefits of my laziness and the fact that we buy in bulk from Costco.

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I pick up trash. When we are out on a walk to the park, you better believe, if there is a cigarette butt on the ground it will end up in my children’s mouths. So instead of introducing them to nicotine at the ages of 3 and 1.5, I pick up garbage. All I'm missing is a stylish reflective orange vest.

Speaking of trash, every toddler I know has a love of garbage cans. Perhaps they are part raccoon, but one of my children’s first human tricks was to put items in the garbage or the recycling and to know the difference between the two. It is less impressive when they return with a rotten banana peel that they’ve retrieved out of the trash.

We re-purpose rain water into a white trash swimming pool which also doubles as a bath/ sandpit.

Since having children, I’ve never done a “half a load” of laundry. I even had to Google the term, because I assumed “half” meant throwing half of the baby clothes in with the wet towels they decided to pull into the bathtub while it was full.

So to you Mother Earth, from one Mama to another, we are doing our part to help you out.   

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Honest Valentine’s from your Toddler Part 2

Valentine's Day is a holiday similar to Halloween where we as parents get to test the boundaries of our children's sugar intake. But it is a holiday of love and here's how our toddler's choose to show us their love...

When I’m on the playground

I’ll rocket down the slide,

But by the time you get there

I’ve found somewhere new to hide.

With art projects and all my toys

Your house is a perpetual mess,

Try telling me to clean before I’m done

I’ve tantrumed over much less.

My favorite food yesterday

Is now grotesque to me,

I’m sorry that you bought in bulk

But I hear money grows on trees.

If I hear a song I love

I’ll need to hear it all the time,

I’ll make sure to request it enough

To make you lose your mind.

When there is a special outfit

And every hair is in place,

I won’t let you capture it on camera

Without making a funny face.

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Honest Valentine's from your Toddler

With Valentine’s Day around the corner here are some honest Valentine’s your toddler would send you if they could improve their fine motor dexterity or if you allowed them access to scissors and glue (not recommended).

There’s a present in my diaper

And I’m not sure how to rhyme,

I hope you weren’t planning

To get anywhere on time.

My poop will turn green

When my tummy's not quite right,

This will only occur

When you dress me in white.

You'd better be pleased

With the kids at your door,

'Cuz we won't give you alone time

To make anymore.

My handprint on your couch is red

My footprint shall be blue,

I hope you are prepared

For my terrible twos.

If all is quiet 

But I'm as red as a rose,

It is most likely because

I've stuck a bead in my nose.

♥Happy Valentine's Day from my munchkins to yours♥

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