Sometimes I can see the appeal of having your children 10 years apart, so your 10 year old can be mommy’s helper as opposed to Charlotte’s current role: the ultimate baby antagonizer. Don’t get me wrong she can be helpful, loving, and sweet with her sister, but when I let them “play” the following shenanigans are guaranteed to unfold:
1). Playful rough housing that ends in using the baby as an ottoman or step stool.
2). Dress-up that leads to temporary blindness and the inappropriate bending of limbs.
3). Random toddler toy inspections that result in immediate relocation.
4). Drive-by kissing and hugging where no one can be left standing.
5). Musical chairs with mommy’s lap where there can only be one winner.
6). Following the Golden Rule that girls must always go to the bathroom in pairs.
7). The dedication and follow through my toddler shows in ensuring her sister “laughs ‘til she cries”.
8). A 50/50 shot as to whether or not the item in transit will ever make it to the baby.
9). Most importantly, ensuring the baby remains humble when reaching her achievements and milestones.