Contact & Advertising
The purpose of my blog is to maintain my sanity and entertain, not to offend. If you happen to be offended, wit and sarcasm probably aren't your cup of tea. So if you want to offer me a book deal, congratulate me on making you laugh, or confirm that Charlotte and Maddie are in fact the most beautiful children in the world, please feel free to email me. I also welcome advertising, collaboration, and product review opportunities.